You can believe this or not, but I was at the gym tonight lifting weights. I'm not going to tell you how much weight I was lifting for fear you might think this thing is total fiction.
At any rate, near the end of my workout, I approached the free weights area and happened upon a pregnant woman doing dumbbell curls. Given her dimensions and proportions, there was NO question that she was pregnant - take my word for it on this one.
As I passed her, she had just finished the set she was doing and let the weights and her arms hang down on each side. I looked at the weights in her hands and then said, gesturing to her belly, "I think you're lifting those dumbbells wrong."
She paused for a moment, got a funny look on her face, and then she laughed - fortunately.
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It is rare to find a woman (pregnant or not) with a sense of humor; however, I have known at least one. While I was working at Sears a number of years ago, one of my co-workers, a pregnant woman who was about a week past-due remarked to me, "Maybe I'll get lucky and have this baby by the weekend."
I replied, "Dana, your husband 'got lucky' nine months ago. That's why you're in the shape you're in."
She laughed harder than I did.
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